Maria and Matthew love movies.
They love to be entertained. They love to cry. They love to laugh. They love to groan and throw popcorn at the screen during the cheesy bits.
While the critics might cover their reviews with incomprehensible artsy comments, they will just tell you like it is.
Rating system
- 5 stars: Amazing! Be the first in line to watch this at the cinema and then buy it the moment it comes on DVD
- 4 stars: So good! See it when you can at the cinema. It should get into your DVD collection sooner rather than later
- 3 stars: Got nothing to do this weekend? Go see this before it finishes at the cinema, but don’t panic if you can’t make the time — it won’t be worse if you see it on DVD
- 2 stars: Wait to rent it on DVD
- 1 star: Forget it.
